Today is the Day I Out-Adorabled You

Daaaang, kids are devious and clever. Deviously clever. And a little bit cute.

How kids are running their lemonade stands:

Working the Squeeze

via a cup of jo

If I knew my lemonade stand could make 126 washington's, I'd be all like, bump that, school. I'm makin' LEMONADE.

But maybe this kind, instead:

vodka thyme lemonade via martha stewart

Have I ever told you about the day I met Martha Stewart and we shared a laugh?

By 'met' I mean she came to tour the plant at which I worked, and by 'we shared a laugh' I mean I smiled awkwardly at her and she scowled and walked past me.

Also, you might be wondering why I am posting something so seemingly inconsequential, to which I respond:

a) NOTHING I DO IS EVER INCONSEQUENTIAL

b) I just got InterWebs up in my hizz-ouse.

c) I just used the word hizz-ouse. New. Low.

What the interWebs is doing to my homeworking:

This is a copyrighted graph. Please don't even think about stealing it and using it as your own artistic properties because it took me a lot of time that could have been spent on homework.

-bRob