Now Hiring

another day at the office, earning bacon, changing lives.

bRob of Conversations between B and Interwebs is now seeking applicants for help in the following areas:

- Probability Homework**

- Taking my rats to the vet because they may have mites or fleas

- Applying to graduate school

- Studying, taking, and aceing my GRE's 

- Painting my fingernails because it looks really bad when I do it

- Doing all of my data structures homework**

- Buying me some sandwich bread because I am out of that

- Unpacking all my boxes and organizing my things so that I can find them later. Please be aware that this task may be a lot harder than it looks.

- Straightening my hair for me as it is a very trying task that I am not able to complete on my own

- Making me food

- Funding the decoration of my duplex

- Decorating my duplex

- Filling up my car with gas

- Cleaning rat cages

- Getting me internet

- Going to my 9:00 class and taking notes

-Evicting my roommate because she is one ornery cuss

Please contact me [bRob] at bandinterwebs{at}gmail{dot}com for additional job opportunities.

NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED

**Compensation rewarded only if a grade of 'A' or higher is received