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Frequently- Asked -Questions

an ever-changing list

What three words would you use to describe yourself?

Regal, sassy, foodie

Are you afraid of anything?

No.

And snakes.

What would be the worst job ever?

If I believed in karma, and if I was an even more horrible person, I think I would come back as a mortician. I couldn't handle it.

If you could appear on any reality TV show, which one would it be?

Discovery Channel's The Colony. I've only seen one episode, but the premise seems really cool. 

Who would win in an arm wrestling match, a moose or an eagle? -Chris Wong


That's tough. I have a highly irrational fear of birds. Beaks are like nature's machete. But if I'm trying to be objective, I would probably say a moose. 

What was your favorite subject in high school?

Mmmmm English or Art History. I also really like Economics, but I think that was partially because I had a crush on my teacher.

Now I'm an engineer...

If you could date one fictional character, who would it be?

Probably Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang theory.
Because he's so romantic.

Cats or Dogs?

Neither. Rats.

What would be the worst pet in the whole wide world?

a Basilisk. I've heard they're feisty.

How does it feel to be a female in a predominantly male field?


Well, the dating odds are in my favor.

So there's that.

If you were in a horror movie, which character would you be?


The villain.

May I use the images from your blog on my website or blog?

If you like blurry pictures with fingers over the lens, be my guest. But always remember to cite your source[s], whether the image is mine or someone else's.

When traveling to another country, what do you think is the best souvenir to buy a loved one?

Probably a snow globe. They're easy to pack and everyone could use at least three.

What is your favorite past time?

Eating, browsing the Webs for The Big Bang Theory GIF's, and camping. In that order.

If you could be any road sign, what would it be?


A U-turn sign. It's never too late for second chances.

Pirates or Ninjas?

Pirates. Always pirates.

What is the point of your blog?

Basically I talk a lot and people get sick of listening. The overflow of thoughts and witticisms had to go somewhere, I suppose.

How much do you bench press?

However much a small elephant weighs.

With such a successful and popular blog, do you have any advice for future bloggers?

Be true to your voice, remember everyone can see what you've written, and offer a unique product.

Also, don't post a music-player on your blog - no one likes that.

Who is your favorite painter?


I really like Matisse. And also Manet. But most certainly not Monet.

What is your favorite website?

This one.

Do you play any sports?

I had a short stint bench-warming for my school's ultimate frisbee team.

What spice would you use when sauteing a squirrel? - Chris Wong

Salsa, the only spice I use.

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

Numbers, definitely Numbers.
Actually, I really love Paul's letters.

What is the worst commercial in the whole wide world?



It is enough to make all dog people become cat people.

If you couldn't be an engineer, what would you do instead?

Stand-up comedy.

What song would you say best describes your life?

Live Your Life by T.I.

How do you like your coffee?

More sugar than coffee. And lots of cold milk in it, or else I'll burn my tongue.

What is your favorite meal?

A tube of cookie dough and a diet coke.

Where do you think is the best place to hide in the case of a zombie apocalypse?

Good question - I'm in the process of investigating. I would guess an abandoned warehouse  with lots of weapons and a group of smart, strong, and strategic people. Like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

Did anyone actually submit these questions?

No. I preemptively made a FAQ page.

But you read all the way through, so I assume you already read my blog, which means you're probably used to my nonsense anyways.

-bRob