Rough Day

it's been a stressful day.
but that stressful? 

i just don't know.

enjoy.  

i'm off to study for a couple of tests. 

-bRob

Prioritization

I really want to blog right now. I think it may be due, in large part, to the fact that I have a quality control assignment due in two days.

Things to note about this graph:

It is 100% to scale and accurate. My desire to blog really is at infinity right now.

My hair is aMAZing. Something like the hair of an Amy Adams + Brad Pitt + Taylor Swift love child.

My inability to draw a straight line is the only thing holding me back from an art major.

It is legit-ish copyrighted. Serious.

-bRob

someone's being a deadbeat

Hey Blogosphere -

   I just wanted to write you a quick note saying, yes, I do know I am being a terrible blogger, and also that I am very sorry. I have the GRE's next week and am in crunch mode, so you probably won't see very much of me for a little bit, but know that I will be back soon. Very soon.

Also, I have a really neat [...subjectivity] idea for a delicious new segment. And by "really neat" I might mean "extremely dumb".

a temporary adieu,
-bRob

P.S. I'm still going to group workouts, and imma tell you what, bRob 2.0 has triceps that are hard. as. rock!

HealthyintheCountry via Asdfghjkllove

Dear European Readers

Is this true?

"The United States as Seen By a European"

via buzzfeed [via reddit]

Hah, oh 'Murica.

-bRob

That's Not Very Much Love

Josh Is Hollywood via asdfghijkllove

Readers, I love you more than a whale on your monitor, mk?

Ok, I've got another schmoozefest to attend. Jealous? I probably get to drink unsweetened tea that I will sweeten with approximately twelve packets of Splenda while trying to not lose circulation in my belly button because of my panty hose. But there's probably dessert. 

-bRob

An Ode to Swanson

In honor of one of television's greatest characters:

nbc via buzzfeed

If you look really closely, there are some differences. His subtle enigma...

riot grrrl via we were so beautiful

Perhaps my favorite episode of Swanson yet -
I am kinda diggin' his mountain man look!

via tea with lemon

AAAH!

 Ron Swanson without a beard? My eyes cannot unsee that!


10 Men You Seriously Never Want to See Without Facial Hair

-bRob

Levity

"I hope we find a cure for every major disease. I'm tired of walking 5k's."

- Daniel Tosh

I know I've said this about a gatrillion times, but did you know you can listen to comedians on Pandora?

Jim Gaffigan is probably my all-time favorite - I love that creepy little voice he does.

Who's your favorite comedian? If you're going to say Dane Cook, imma ask you not to comment.

Also, you should know that one of my rats just tried to eat the jeans I'm wearing through the bars of his cage...that's what I get for dangling my legs clad in their deliciously jean-y jeans near their cage...

-bRob

My Favorite Character

I know the weekend is not the time for really difficult decisions, but who is the best character on Modern Family?

Probably her. Though Dylan's not bad either.

via 
It's sended!

-bRob

This is Absolutely Not What Happens

...when you "love tap" someone's car.

via

It's more like your insurance increases astronomically and you also have to talk to the police.

Also, not to be ridiculously feminist, but why does the guy always win the girl a panda? For once, can we see a girl win a guy a stupid stuffed bear that he will promptly throw away? I mean, that girl would not be me, because I have really shaky hands and I can't aim or throw...

But I'd be in if it were a trivia match about blogging or sand casting . I could win a stuffed bear at that.

-bRob

PC

UPROXX

where pc = phil collins.

haha subverting expectations.
-bRob

Made of Skill

Real talent: I made my very first meme. It may not be entirely funny to you, but given it's based on real life events and it is 80% inside joke, that's fairly understandable.

For those of you not as web-savvy as I am [hah. HAH.], this is part of the socially awkward penguin meme currently raging across our good friend InterWebs [i'm worried i just made InterWebs sound dirty...].

-bRob

Don't Make Me Snap My Fingers

It's like she gets me.

"Lil Savion is coming for you, Rebecca Black" - via buzzfeed

So much stuff to get done! I am hoping to post a TechniColor before I go out of town for the weekend. I have a programming project due tomorrow, however, and it's not looking too promising right now...

but here's to hoping.

Happy Thursday!

-bRob

PS - Don't forget to read the interview if you haven't already. And the rest of littlej's blog. 

Things People are Saying About Conversations [this blog]

'entertaining! clever! And laugh-out-loud funny!'
- littlej of BigJ&littlej **

[we aren't sure what BigJ thinks...]

'I like the posts with pictures.'

-Lena, my favorite German

'slow down on your blog posts - the last one didn't make a lot of sense to me.'

-my mom

Practically rave reviews, really.

-bRob

**I may or may not have added the exclamation marks...

Quiz + Prize = F.U.N.

While you all wait with bated breath for me to post about my recent trip to Budapest, why not take a quiz in some of your free time?

It's hahalarious.

Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?

by Jon Acuff of Stuff Christians Like

Also, for the first time ever on this blog, I am offering a prize to the person with the highest score.

Once you take the quiz, comment below with the number of passages you got correct, and I will...

...

......

.........wait for it

write a super fun post entirely about you!

Is that not a worthy prize??? To be quite honest, a cameo like that on this blog is worth about twenty minutes of fame.

Viel Glück!

-bRob

a little levity

this is almost like my life:

I wish someone would take me on a picnic in a parking lot.

Happy Tuesday.

-bRob

Goals

Stick World Comics 

It is very important to have goals, and this is mine.

I need to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...

-bRob

Finals + Levity

via buzzfeed.

read it - it's funny. I mean - banana is kind of a difficult word. 

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  -bRob