Showing posts with label help wanted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help wanted. Show all posts

21.8.11

Now Hiring

another day at the office, earning bacon, changing lives.
bRob of Conversations between B and Interwebs is now seeking applicants for help in the following areas:

- Probability Homework**

- Taking my rats to the vet because they may have mites or fleas

- Applying to graduate school

- Studying, taking, and aceing my GRE's 

- Painting my fingernails because it looks really bad when I do it

- Doing all of my data structures homework**

- Buying me some sandwich bread because I am out of that

- Unpacking all my boxes and organizing my things so that I can find them later. Please be aware that this task may be a lot harder than it looks.

- Straightening my hair for me as it is a very trying task that I am not able to complete on my own

- Making me food

- Funding the decoration of my duplex

- Decorating my duplex

- Filling up my car with gas

- Cleaning rat cages

- Getting me internet

- Going to my 9:00 class and taking notes

-Evicting my roommate because she is one ornery cuss




Please contact me [bRob] at bandinterwebs{at}gmail{dot}com for additional job opportunities.

NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED

**Compensation rewarded only if a grade of 'A' or higher is received



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