Prioritization

I really want to blog right now. I think it may be due, in large part, to the fact that I have a quality control assignment due in two days.

Things to note about this graph:

It is 100% to scale and accurate. My desire to blog really is at infinity right now.

My hair is aMAZing. Something like the hair of an Amy Adams + Brad Pitt + Taylor Swift love child.

My inability to draw a straight line is the only thing holding me back from an art major.

It is legit-ish copyrighted. Serious.

-bRob

Hey Girl, Hey

Hey InterWebs -
 

This picture has nothing to do with this post, but studies show that posts with pictures get more page views. Or at least my stats count shows that. So I picked a picture where you can't tell how weird my bangs look and how many post-holiday chins I have. Also I read Mindy Kaling's book and spent the entire week after that wishing I'd become a comedy writer. You know, because I'm so good at consistently writing hilarious things, like on this blog and stuff. 

    Don't give up on me yet. This was the first week back at school, and I've been feeling extra snarky and sassy, so keep showing up to catch some of the running commentary I've been playing in my head.

Ok?
Yeah.

-bRob

Because I am Well-Versed in the Art of Being Beautiful

Guys. Guys. GUYS. Guess what? 

Today I am over here on Paperbacks + Postcards, giving away all of my best beauty secrets [...haha]. 

Paperbacks + Postcards is a wonderful former Blog of Note, and Amy is also British, which means I always get to read her posts with a British accent running through my head.

Please go read, if you haven't yet =)

If you're new here at Conversations, thanks for stopping by!

-bRob

Maybe Bing Is on to Something

Lena took this picture in Paris.
It's like the paparazzi are chasing me.
That's just how it is in my life.

If someone finds my blog via google, I can see that in my stats.

Also, if someone uses keywords or a specific search and comes across my little blog-let, I can see that, too.

Ergo**, when someone searches for

kid hit self balls

I can see it.

I wonder how my blog came up as a part of that [google] search. It also makes me wonder what sort of person is reading my blog. 

-bRob

**I had to doublecheck with Molly to make sure I was using that word correctly. I care that much about the grammatical  integrity of these posts.


***My dweeb of a roommate is now searching for my blog using insulting and rude and inflammatory language. Keep it up Molls. I will EVICT you.

Things People are Saying About Conversations [this blog]

'entertaining! clever! And laugh-out-loud funny!'
- littlej of BigJ&littlej **

[we aren't sure what BigJ thinks...]

'I like the posts with pictures.'

-Lena, my favorite German

'slow down on your blog posts - the last one didn't make a lot of sense to me.'

-my mom

Practically rave reviews, really.

-bRob

**I may or may not have added the exclamation marks...

I FIGURED IT OUT

So, I learned yesterday that blogs have themes, sometimes. And I want to have a successful blog. Syllogism-ically speaking, if I want a successful blog, I need a theme.



The theme of my blog is:::::::::
What I am learning. Daily. In life.
:)


I like learning.

Last Friday, I learned that hamburgers have recipes. I honestly thought that hamburgers were just hunks of meat with worcestershire sauce in them.

But now I know.