InterWebs and I Aren't on Speaking Terms

InterWebs and I have not been talking lately...for whatever reason, the internet at my house isn't working. Which, let me tell you, during the summer time and freedom...isn't awesome.



Anyways, I graduated recently, and I have like twelve different post-graduation sentimental re-living memories  sorts of posts to post, as well as tons of pictures...but without internet access, I'm less than inspired.

Also, in case you were wondering, my dress is from modcloth. Also, I'm going to need you not to judge me for saying that. I've only ever been marginally fashionable one day in my life, so give me this one.

Hugs and kisses,
bRob


PS. Just kidding. I don't give out hugs or kisses.

This Seems Exciting

Is it, really?

If you search for the phrase "My Praguers understand me," a famous quote by Mozart, my blog is the second search result across the whole wide Interwebs.

That's exciting, right?

So I google myself...you've done it too, I know you have.

-bRob

Substance Coming Soon

Oh, sweet InterWebs,

   This is going to  have to be the last day of my life without caffeine. I ran out of soda and didn't have a chance to sit down and get my drug dose until after 7pm., at which point I downed two cups of [white] tea, which I think is a weak sauce excuse for caffeine. Albeit delicious. Unfortunately, I've got this throbbing headache, which I'm pretty sure is a result of caffeine withdrawal, and my left eye has been twitching all day. The eye twitch might not actually be the caffeine... [it actually started while playing ice breaker games during rock climbing today. social interactions stress me out.]

I'm currently [struggling to write]/writing a paper on  real time systems, and by paper I mean one-paged-blurb.I don't know what it is about my focus tonight, but this paper is just not happening. Where is my manufacturing muse when I need her [is it sexist to assume muses are female? are there male muses?] ??

Anyways, I just want to assure you, InterWebs, that once I get back on my feet, I will blog again with full force.

There is a LOT of cool stuff ahead, and I'm not just saying that to trick you into coming back tomorrow. I legit have neat things about to happen to this blog.

Until then, know that I love you THIS MUCH for being so patient:

and feel free to play while you wait.

til later,

bRob

Today is the Day I Out-Adorabled You

Daaaang, kids are devious and clever. Deviously clever. And a little bit cute.

How kids are running their lemonade stands:

Working the Squeeze

via a cup of jo

If I knew my lemonade stand could make 126 washington's, I'd be all like, bump that, school. I'm makin' LEMONADE.

But maybe this kind, instead:

vodka thyme lemonade via martha stewart

Have I ever told you about the day I met Martha Stewart and we shared a laugh?

By 'met' I mean she came to tour the plant at which I worked, and by 'we shared a laugh' I mean I smiled awkwardly at her and she scowled and walked past me.

Also, you might be wondering why I am posting something so seemingly inconsequential, to which I respond:

a) NOTHING I DO IS EVER INCONSEQUENTIAL

b) I just got InterWebs up in my hizz-ouse.

c) I just used the word hizz-ouse. New. Low.

What the interWebs is doing to my homeworking:

This is a copyrighted graph. Please don't even think about stealing it and using it as your own artistic properties because it took me a lot of time that could have been spent on homework.

-bRob