Monday Morning Jams

Happy Monday, InterWebs!

Go conquer lots of things!

Such as:
Finishing [starting?] a data structures project

Getting recommendation letters from professors

Starting a personal statement

Buying groceries so that there is more to eat in the house than ice cream

Figuring out why the commode keeps making weird noises

Lots of other stuff

-bRob

DeadBeat II

I'll be back one day, I promise.

GRE's have come and gone, I have another exam about something in some subject tomorrow, and a slew of things next week. But don't we all?

So I will return to blogging with regularity after tomorrow's exam. It'll be like I took blog-Metamucil.

Trust me, my life is still incredibly embarrassing, I still spend way too much time on the InterWebs browsing for things to make you look at, and I'm as querulous as ever,  so I have lots and lots to write.

After tomorrow. 

Also, here is my friend Kyle eating a cupcake. 

He helped me solve today's cupcake shoppe riddle, so I thought it only fair he get my extra cupcake.

How awesome is megaCupcake? 

And Kyle's megaMouth?

You know it's a good cupcake when you get icing up your nose trying to eat it.

-bRob 

Overheard

Grandma: "Wha...where did all my brandy go? It must have evaporated."

oh really? is that what happened, Grandma? 

Grandma: "Blackberry brandy is really good for the diarrhea."

words of wisdom. 

Still studying. Not loving it.

-bRob

The Dictionary is my Bedtime Reading: GRE Update

No joke. It is.

I am learning some intense vocabulary.

Unfortunately, having this arsenal of beautiful words at my disposal is a lot like having a closet full of ballgowns. They're perfect and exactly what I need for this one day, and after that they'll just be ridiculous.

After all, how often can you drop the word pusillanimous in casual conversation?

-bRob

someone's being a deadbeat

Hey Blogosphere -

   I just wanted to write you a quick note saying, yes, I do know I am being a terrible blogger, and also that I am very sorry. I have the GRE's next week and am in crunch mode, so you probably won't see very much of me for a little bit, but know that I will be back soon. Very soon.

Also, I have a really neat [...subjectivity] idea for a delicious new segment. And by "really neat" I might mean "extremely dumb".

a temporary adieu,
-bRob

P.S. I'm still going to group workouts, and imma tell you what, bRob 2.0 has triceps that are hard. as. rock!

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